- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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