3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

How old is victor? Half past dead

women's rights

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Detroit has a low crime rate

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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