- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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