- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

White men's rights

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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