-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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