- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

black people

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

A American seeking into mexico

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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