- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Your so gay, that you like men!

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Canadians

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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