Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What are annoying? Ads.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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