Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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don't just stand there

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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SBB

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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