Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Anti Joke

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