- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

ask me if im a door yes

Fine, ladies first.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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