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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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