In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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1+2 = 6

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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