- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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