- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What hurts like hell? HELL

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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