Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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