Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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I'm homeless.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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