- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Katy Perry

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

A woman wears a dress.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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