- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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