- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What's red and can sing? Elmo

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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