Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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