- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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