- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Sir, your wife is dead

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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