What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

haha black people :D

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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