A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Pickles

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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you suck

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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BOTTOM!!!

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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