- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Your mam is so fat.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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