Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

There's a god, just kidding.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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