Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

i like it in the mouth

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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