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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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