- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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