- Anti Joke

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What's brown an sticky Shit

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

antonis sister is mighty fine