- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

YEAH THEY DO!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

you suck

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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