- Anti Joke

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.