What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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