Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Sex

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

gingers

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