- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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