What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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