- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

noah is a scrub jungle

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

A blonde dies Lololol

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

the lemon was sweet.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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