- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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