- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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