Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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VITAMIN C!

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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