A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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