- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Sir, your wife is dead

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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