what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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