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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

haha black people :D

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

jd and zach loves vigina

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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