- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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