- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What's green and blue? yellow

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

There's a god, just kidding.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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