- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A storm be brewin!

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

i found waldo.

hi

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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