It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

DON"T READ THIS!

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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