- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Fine, ladies first.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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