- Anti Joke

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.