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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........