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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

ask me if im a door yes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Sir, your wife is dead

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Fine, ladies first.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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