- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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