Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

antonis sister is mighty fine

guess what what that wasnt it

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Chlamydia

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

irish man drinking john smiths

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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