A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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How long is a china man?

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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everyone dislike this

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Anti Joke

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