- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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