- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

knock knock

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Why did the chicken cross the road?

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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