- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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