- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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