An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

get in the car.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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