- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Okay, after this one then...

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

if you don't like this you're gay

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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