Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Sir, your wife is dead

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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