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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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