- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

haha black people :D

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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