- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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