What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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