Tall asians

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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