- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Where can I apply for janitor school?

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