- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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