- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What's long and black The unemployment line

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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