- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Fine, ladies first.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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