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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Caca.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Chris Bosh's neck

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Your Mother

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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