A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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wenis

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Mogok Papiti.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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