How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Obama = ebola

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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