- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

so...um, yeah

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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