Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Dwight Howard

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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