- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What's long and black The unemployment line

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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