Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

YEAH THEY DO!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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