- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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