Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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