Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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