Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

John Cena

i named my son Frodo because he was little

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

you will like this because i am black.

How would you rule?

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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