If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

were at work systems r down

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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