- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Lil Wayne

get in the car.

WNBA

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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