Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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I agree

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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The Qur'an

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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