Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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