What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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