- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

roses are red violets are indigo

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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