Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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NASCAR

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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8

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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