what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Im gay What about you

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