- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

A midget walked under a bar.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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